Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
did you just send me my own nude
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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