You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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