you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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