Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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