so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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