Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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