you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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