Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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