Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
