Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize