Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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