On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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