Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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