it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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