real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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