how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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