I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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