That's intense
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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