Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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