Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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