haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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