I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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