i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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