you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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