i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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