Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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