Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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