k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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