And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize