He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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