I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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