So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
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