she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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