Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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