i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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