in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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