Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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