i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
send nudes
from the living room?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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