It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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