I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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