went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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