i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
