I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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