it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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