Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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