I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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