I am in a vortex of obligation.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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