her vagine was all disorganized.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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