ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
