They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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