He is an equal opportunity slut.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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