How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
it's like iHOP with fire
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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