Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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