So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
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