Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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